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door holding bum

Also known as a DHB! The majority of these bums tend to hang around major transportation centers in NYC such as Port Authority and Grand Central. As the name implies, they are holding doors open and most importantly, waiting for your generous tip.
Where the hell is a damn door holding bum when you need one? Not only am I going to have to touch a dirty door handle, but I’m going to miss my subway!
by ZER21 October 5, 2023
mugGet the door holding bummug.

Hold Jiggers

When your girl is on her period and the only way to get her off without coming up like a you just left a Gwar concert is to peek her panties down enough to still cover the rappel line, kinda like a meth head looking out some blinds, holding jiggers for some shadow people.
"My boyfriend refused to go down on me when I am on my period until Mike showed him how to hold jiggers, like a man, and tounge punch Satan's doorbell all fucking night."
by Ginjarigger February 6, 2021
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National hold hands day

The day where you hold hands with whoever you can on March 9th
Give me your hand”
“Why?”
“It’s National hold hands day
by Yejdbdnd March 8, 2022
mugGet the National hold hands daymug.

Chinese Toe Hold

A sadistic game perpetrated on a young son by his drunken father. The object is to get the toe-holdee to to say things like you are my master, you are The King and I am your servant. All of these are done under duress since the toe holder is causing extreme pain. Fortunately, after many chances, the lesson was learned. The ultimate victory is when the stubborn teacher of the game will not relent and gets a broken big toe!
Oh no here comes dad, drunk again! I bet he doesn't play the Chinese toe hold game again! Beat that Peckerwood at his own game I did!
by spidergrafx October 2, 2023
mugGet the Chinese Toe Holdmug.

Hold-One

A store discount commonly used in extreme store offers
I need help, I am going to a "Hold-one", can you come with me?
by La La Landy April 4, 2024
mugGet the Hold-Onemug.

holding the beetle

Someone grabs another persons feces right as it comes out, and holds it still and let’s it wriggle on his/her hand like a beetle.
by Jerome017 December 28, 2018
mugGet the holding the beetlemug.

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