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Three-Way Handshake

Three men form a triangle. One man reaches across the triangle and starts jerking one mans penis. The mans penis who is getting jerked reaches across and jerks off both men.
Hey want to go back to my place and have a Three-Way Handshake?
by HoldenTudix May 5, 2023
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CANadian HandSHAKE

She’s from Toronto ya know - gave er tha old Canadian handshake last night
by Supsupsuperman May 3, 2019
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The dirty handshake

An recipient is unknowingly gifted a soiled glove, typically placed on a car windshield as a form of ritualistic marking.

The fate of the recipient is often unknown however there have been reports of savage butt wolfery as a result.

*in latin america it is known as 'los demonios saludan' - the devils wave.
"Hey did you hear about that guy receiving the dirty handshake? I could hear his howls 3 miles away"
by Purplerain6346 December 19, 2023
mugGet the The dirty handshakemug.

elephant handshake

Getting a handjob from a senior or respected member of the GOP.
Did you hear the leader of CPAC tried to give his driver an elephant handshake?
by Mike the Non-Seal January 11, 2023
mugGet the elephant handshakemug.

No Secret Handshake

No Secret Handshake connotes an egalitarian, open-to-all membership policy.
The committee welcomed newcomers, you know, "No Secret Handshake".
by Mr. Fourth of July August 1, 2011
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Down-unda-handshake

1) Use of insider information in Australia to get something
2) Handshake with a cock (see also Handjob, Handie, Handjo,...)
"Use your down-unda-handshake to get us the information."

"I received a down-unda-handshake from that chick we met last week in Melbourne."
by AUtacobender January 18, 2014
mugGet the Down-unda-handshakemug.

shit handshake

To knowingly or unknowingly shake someone's hand directly after having a shit without washing ur hands, the other person might be too embarrassed to sniff their hands after the shit handshake.
I'm gonna give him/her a shit handshake.
by villos69 February 9, 2017
mugGet the shit handshakemug.

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