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East Islip Handshake

A shot of jameson + a pint of Heineken. Homage to the Irish/Catholic roots of EI with the obvious touch of alcoholism.

Prime to be ordered at Fatty McGee’s.

(In honor of the Chicago handshake)
“Forget any of your worries from the work day and order an East Islip Handshake. Thank me later
by LFGM December 6, 2024
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Brandon Handshake

When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.
It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.
by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024
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Brandon Handshake

When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.
It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.
by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024
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Brandon Handshake

When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.
It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.
by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024
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Ben Franklin Handshake

The action of two men tying their penises together to seal a deal, or give a brotherly handshake with the snakes
"Yo, let's seal it with a Ben Frankshake"
"Get the boys together, been needing to give them A Ben Franklin Handshake"
by The Illusive Writer January 6, 2025
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Harujuku Handshake

When your friends think you're bluffing, but they end up conceding the pot and their buy-in.
Person 1: don't bother, you're going to lose
Person 2: ok sure I call your bluff
Person 2: oh wow, I just got harujuku handshaked... you are the best poker player I know
by TooAwesomeToThink567 July 20, 2025
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Nude Beach Handshake

When two men greet each other shake with a shake, and their hands don't touch.
At Little Beach watched two guys do a Nude Beach Handshake then head into the trees.
by DocDro July 26, 2025
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