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Google bitch

A person so compulsive about looking up online information they don't notice their friends throwing out topics in conversation just to watch them dive into their cell phone.
I don't need to look that up, Steve will do it. He's my Google bitch.
by Miksah August 16, 2019
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Google Law

1. When one believes any and every search result that turns up during the process of googling something.

2. When someone takes everything google says as fact, this is pertaining to maps and directions.
"I googled 'Wahoo' earlier and found out it was a taco!"
"No it's not you fool, it's an old board game that was made before Google was even rumored about. Stop following Google Law."
by AOMarine117 July 12, 2009
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Google Fix

The site you want to go to isn’t loading, so you go to Google, it loads right up, then you retry the site and, many times, it's “fixed”.
"Aw shit, this site doesn't usually take this long to load. Guess I'll try a Google Fix."
by MagusB February 22, 2012
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Urban Googling

Urban Googling is when a word/term doesn't make sense, and you need to know what it means, but you know you won't find it in a dictionary so you look on UrbanDictionary.com
Guy1: DUDE! WTF IS A GLOMP!
Guy2:I dunno
Guy1: Screw it, I'm Urban Googling
by MooMooFay August 19, 2010
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google meme

A meme you'd find on google.
by Curingus March 9, 2017
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Google-fiddle

When a bitch fucks up a blow job so you oil her up and slap her pussy
You bitch now I gotta give you a Google-fiddle
by Fucking duck god October 2, 2023
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Google Score

The number of results that is returned when searching a name on Google. Often used to show how active a person is on the internet, usually Facebook.
John Smith: Hey, my Google Score is 86,000,000! I'm super cool/ I use Facebook way too often!
by FailPanda August 20, 2010
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