Stupid Fish

When a person forgets to do something that would be easy enough for a goldfish to remember.

Scott forgot to turn the stove off and remove his kraft dinner from the element before going to bed... Stupid fish

by Chuter November 24, 2009

Cigar Fish

The cylindrical shaped solid waste that is born from the human anus. It's brown, it swims and it looks like a cigar. A long ass turd.

Damn, that MDMA and coke went straight through me! Mind if I use your toilet to give birth to a cigar fish bro?

by Don Shitty January 13, 2017

Formspring fishing

The act of constantly posting your formspring link in hopes that someone will ask you a question about your life. Usually this fishers will sit all day without a question, and will fall into depression over the fact they have no friends who give a damn.

Lexi has been formspring fishing all day, but nobody wants to ask her why her cunt smells like dead fish.

by 4s.gv December 9, 2010

Clapped Fish

Everyone has come across at least one catfish in their life time however some of us have had the unfortunate events of having to see a catfish so ugly that they needed to wash their eyes out with bleach!

These Catfish are so extreme that they have their own name Clapped Fish!!!

Boy 1: "Broooo you should of seen this girl I met from Tinder she was so ugly man!! Like her pictures were banging but she was a proper chav when I met her"

Boy 2: "She sounds like a proper clapped fish"

by Dizzi_Gilbert January 28, 2020

fishing for caviar

Engaging in vaginal intercourse with a woman.

So, did you get to go fishing for caviar last night?

by The Gorton's Fisherman May 15, 2006

tickle the fish

To get drunk when sick. Theoretically, it helps you get better because alcohol kills bacteria. Realistically, you'll probably get sicker. Who knows? Find out the hard way.

"What, you're telling me you're not gonna drink cause you have a little cough? Come on, man, tickle the fish!"

by Underground Boy March 4, 2008

Boofer Fishing

When walking through an area where Boofers gather, you grab small change you have in your pocket and whip it across the floor or ground and watch the boofers run after it. Pennies, nickles, dimes work great but quarters give the best results. Boofers have been known to attack and sometimes in rare cases even kill their own kind for quarters.

Brian: Wanna go Boofer Fishing?
Seth: I've only got a couple dimes.
Brian: Thats enough for Boofer Fishin. They chase anything.

by Its_what_I_do22 September 21, 2011