one eyed monkey lover

A dick seeking the love of a vagina, aka monkey.

1. This one eyed monkey lover is hungry for some action.

2. My one eyed monkey lover is pointing your direction.

by messy bun November 19, 2017

Green-Eyed-Bull

a sexual position only done by professionals where as the girl back bends onto the while the boy is sitting, and thrusting inside of her. a very complex position.

Guy 1: hey do you know kim? she gave me a green-eyed-bull
Guy 2: what really? your kidding.

by AnassaLovesYou March 30, 2015

Crazy eyed tits

When a girl's nipples point in opposite directions resembling a crazy eye.

Shes hot but she has some crazy eyed tits

by Yellingman11 April 16, 2020

The Three Eyed Prophet

An illuminati conspiracy theorist who wants to spray chemtrails in FSX Steam Edition

The Three Eyed Prophet is an illuminati conspiracy theorist

by Captain Boss Man May 31, 2025

One Eyed Butterfly Kiss

When one man gingerly rubs his P-hole against another man's P-hole.

During foreplay Devin one eyed butterfly kissed Frankie .

by Pocisme October 21, 2017

Taunt the one-eyed weasel

Euphemism for masturbation.

Person 1: "Wanna go to the mall?"

Person2: "No sorry, I gotta go taunt the one-eyed weasel."

by DirtyDan'sBiggestFan July 20, 2017

EI extra intelligence

E i extra intelligence refers to the exceptional cognitive abilities or intellectual capability that goes beyond the average or normal range

The knowledge graphs prove EI extra intelligence exists

by Scott Scott September 16, 2024