scrambled eggs 

While a female gives oral pleasure to a man, the gentleman pulls his tool from her oral cavity before ejaculating. He then proceeds to place his scrotum in her mouth and alternately slaps her cheeks while performing a celebratory cry similar to an Indian woman.

I gave my 'ol lady some scrambled eggs last night.

scrambled eggs by gumby40oz April 12, 2006

rotten eggs

1. to be subsituted for anything
2. ovaries that doesnt work
3. smelly eggs

1. "She's being such a bitch" is changed to "She's being such rotten eggs"
"What a shitty day" is changed to "What a rotten eggs day"
2. Claire can't have babies. She's got rotten eggs
3. I had rotten eggs for breakfast and my breath smell like rotten eggs. What a rotten eggs day.

rotten eggs by Mr. Rotten Eggs February 26, 2008

bacon and eggs 

Two words that randomly sound and work together well. Should be used when you are happy and want to rap for no reason.

Bacon 'n' eggs, bacon 'n' eggs, bacon and bacon and bacon and eggs!

bacon and eggs by duskj October 25, 2003

fried eggs 

the term used to describe overly large aerolas on a womans breasts.

Chris: "how was francesca last night ayy"
Stewy: "nah man as soon as she took her top off i ran... she had fried eggs"

fried eggs by Chri$$un October 8, 2008

you suck eggs 

meaning u really suck, came from spongebob squarepants acuz squidward was voted most likely to suck eggs in high school, also from FLCL when the psycho lady wit pink hair sucks two scrammbled eggs off sum bald guy's head

god ur mean u rly suck eggs!!!!

you suck eggs by arat dna ynnej December 26, 2004

green eggs and ham

Key words, or phrase for weed and alchol.

Man, I don't know why, but I really want some green eggs and ham.

green eggs and ham by fdjkls0123 November 4, 2008

"bottling the eggs"

An old southern term used by lawyers to express the fact that they are "putting all the pieces together" of an argument. Synonym: Connecting the dots.

A: So, Mr. Feigelson, your testimony that Dylan is a tool is based on, 1) that he doesn't tuck in his shirts, 2) that he uses the term, "ex-squeeze me," and 3) that he always invents facts.

B: Objection your Honor, Mr. Strunk is asking a compound question.

A: Your honor, I'm just "bottling the eggs"

Judge: Go right on ahead Counsel Strunk! You're exactly right! You ARE bottling eggs!

"bottling the eggs" by Strunkmeister January 2, 2009