eat the sheets

you’re getting hit from the back and your partner shoves your face in the sheets

Nate: “I’m gay”
Madi: “Oh so you like to eat the sheets?”

by theseb1tchesdidntlovesosa May 17, 2021

Eating Coal

When someone is really tripping about something or said something really stupid.

Michael: Did you hear what Kevin said last night?
Kobe: Man, Kevin is always eating coal.

by Wessiah December 27, 2019

eat a cup

to have sex. it relates to the Friday Night Freaks' definition of goat.

I am a goat...I eat cups.

by FNF #7 February 8, 2003

Eating Watermelon

Chinese net-slang.
The act of consuming a dramatic story typically involving celebrities as it develops WITHOUT GETTING INVOLVED IN THE CONVERSATION, usually via social media posts. These stories are juicy, sweet, and lacking substance, much like a watermelon.

Synonym: buying soya sauce - to indicate one is not involved in the drama currently unfolding.

eg. The crowds of watermelon eaters eagerly wait for more details to be dug up as the story develops.

A: Did you see that post too lol, man I really wanna say something.
B: Don't engage if you don't wanna get trolled, just eat your watermelon and enjoy.

So many stories this year had us eating watermelon non-stop!

by SxHustles December 5, 2021

Margar-eat

Verb: When you go out to drink margaritas and eat delicious Mexican inspired food.

Are we margar-eating tonight?

When we go to Salt and Lime to margar-eat, we are never disappointed.

by Rileythebest December 31, 2020

eating real

When you and the boys get set a fat peng meal for you all to enjoy.

Look at my pizza,boys we are eating real.

by Linknbill July 22, 2017

Eat bed

When booking a hotel room for yourself, you request two queen sized beds. One for which you eat in, the other is for sleeping. The eat bed is the closest to the door.

“I’m snacking in the eat bed, so I don’t get crumbs in my sleep bed.”

by Spirited Chaos April 22, 2023