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Relationship Autism

When one partner in a relationship is totally fine to spend time and talk with their bf/gf but will not make eye contact, and is uncomfortable with/rejects all physical contact and affection (i.e. won't do hand holding, hugging, kissing etc)
I don't know, it's like she has relationship autism or something.
by Jewelsbrosis June 3, 2011
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Relationship

I something you will never get a relationship
by Hopefully February 12, 2017
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Solar erection

Another excuse for a nerd not to go outside.
Friend: Want to come outside and star at things?
Nerd: Nope, I get solar erections
by Ze Fox August 26, 2009
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Res-Erection

To prematurely ejectulate, but recover quickly with another erection to leave your partner satisfied.
She said "Oh, honey, its okay. It happens to every guy", but then I had a Res-Erection!
by B77 September 18, 2012
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affection erection hours

when nicole and erin go from “FUCKING CHOKE ME” to “lemme kiss his neck and play with his hair” in .2 seconds
by shnackn March 6, 2019
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Open Relationship

An open relationship is a relationship where one person does not own the other. The couple are not exclusively seeing each other and although sex is usually kept between the two, they can date, flirt and hook up with other people should they wish to do so. In a true open relationship the couple will be fully honest with each other. They will not get pissed at each other for stupid things such as not ringing the day before, wearing a slutty top, passing out cold in a club, kissing that lesbian in the lift. Infact they will just love each other for who they are and support each other through times of need. Although other people will say they are sluts and it will never work, they onlys say this because they are jealous. In the end the couple will get bored of seeing other people because they realise they are the best two out there. Then they get married and have beautiful children. And retire together in Goa.
"is he whipped by his girlfriend"

"no man, he's in an open relationship"
by 88234fhjhffaef April 13, 2009
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relationship

When two people decide to fall in love, usually resulting in lots of stuff for the woman, loss of bank account for the man. It could also end up in marriage.
Woman: We should start a relationship.
Guy: I'm broke. Wait till I get paid.
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