Hobo Semen Eating Dude

A rare disorder related to Stockholm Syndrome where upon being mugged by a Hobo while taking a piss, the victim takes pity on the mugger and gives him a BJ. In an effort to comfort the Hobo and gain trust, the victim will swallow the Hobo's man custard. A bond develops between the mugger and victim, to such a level where, as a sign of gratitude, the Hobo returns the victims wallet (sans £60).

Mick: Dave, where you been?
Dave: Just been hangin' a piss in that seedy alley way, some cunt just stole my wallet
Mick: Right, so how do you explain the jizz running down the side of your mouth?
Dave: What? fuck that, someone get me a crowbar, I'm gonna go after the cunt who stole my wallet
Mick: Dave, face it, you're a Hobo Semen Eating Dude.
Dave: Dude...

by SteamboatWillies December 14, 2008

dude

n
Informal
1. A word which refers to a city dweller who vacations in the west.
2. In the west, a person who is very fancy and/or dresses sharply
3. A man or fellow
4. A person of either gender, used as a term of endearment or friendliness
5. A person of either gender used as a general term, not necessarily of endearment.
6. An interjection of happiness, satisfaction, or awe
7. An interjection of dissapointment or sympathy
8. Oh, fuck it. Dude can mean *anything*, you retards. It can probably be a fucking verb, for God's sake.

Dude, there was this dude and he totally duded me dude.

by Lol May 13, 2005

My Dude

A way of talking to people when you don’t wanna call them by their name.

Hiya, my dude!

My dude, you’re hilarious!

by Cosmora July 29, 2018

Cunt Dodger

is a male celebrity who is a closeted homosexual who avoids any sexual contact with a female

Remember when Clay Aiken was a Cunt Dodger

by GeniusQBN June 20, 2011

Dancin dude from six flags

Old dude that dances in six flags commercials. This dancin dude cracks me up all the time.

da_da_da_da_DA-DA

dance, dude, dance!

by Scratch DJ June 9, 2004

dodge durango

a car driven by only the pimpest of people

Yo dang, check out that phat Durango. BITCH.

-Hey bitch, give me your wallet, I drive a Durango.
-Here take it, take it, you damn sexy beast.

by God May 27, 2003

Dude what are you doing?

A Philism most often used in blatantly obvious situations.

Phil: Dude what are you doing? (Said to man sitting on toilet conducting the butt orchestra)
Mistral: WTF I’m giving birth to a brown baby boy what’s it sound like?

by Hooter Hunter August 25, 2004