cunt dragon

When someone is so rude an bitchy they aren't human anymore there some kinda cunt dragon.

Lucy always has to boss everyone around she's rude an obnoxious man, what a cunt dragon

by gizmorpheus December 20, 2014

Throat Dragon

A Mythical water dragon that only eats meat . . Once this Throat Dragon Grabs your meat she will fly away with it in her mouth and take your soul . (Commonly found in Hookah Lounges , Kickbacks , Malls , And these are just some of the areas they reside in. Watch out for the Rare Super Mega Soul Sucker . Once she gives you that gawk gawk 3000 you are known to never exist anymore . 🤯

Where are the Throat Dragons ? The throat dragon ate his meat . Hey Throat Dragon are you Hungry ?

by blahzae November 23, 2021

Dragon Sex

Dragon Sex is the toughest most vigorous sex that a human can have, likely ending with someone in tears.

chad 1: cant wait to have some nice dragon sex with stacy.

chad 2: idk man, didnt you cry a bunch last time?

by RealSquidDude December 10, 2019

dragon cat

An animal in the hood on or around dark ass road. This cat makes a mean meow or growl aounds like a roar from a ligerpotomous. And you are high on meth smoking a cigarette outside and you don't know why this potental dragon sized bobcat is coming your way. But most likely you've just been up a few days and your paranoid and trippin.

Him: Holy fuck dude that mf sounds crazy

Her: what is it david

Him: krysta are you serious ita a fuckin dragon cat i need to make sure i can out run you bc that bitch sounds mad.

by David "Dee Wopo" the shoota January 16, 2020

Dragon tong

An oral sex move when a woman repeatedly flicks the tip of a man's penis with her tongue.

Last night this chick gave me a dragon tongue with no warning and it was so sensitive that I accidentally slapped her.

by James S. Wheelhouse September 12, 2017

dragon whip

The act of having a first thrust of the penis into the vagina so hard that it has the power of a dragon and the sexual pain that a whip delivers. Having a good dragon whip can lead to very pleasing sex afterwards.

Nathan: So how was sex with Gina yesterday?
Ricky: It was great considering a hit her with a nasty dragon whip
Nathan: Nice

by Sitykid5 July 4, 2016

A Feathered Dragon

Getting rimmed by someone who just ate a Ghost Chili, while they tickle your gonads with a feather.

Dude! My anus is like magma, yet tingly! Oh shiiiiiiit , someone got A Feathered Dragon last night!?

by Elslemmo May 31, 2018