When an Asian Archer ejaculates over a family member he hasn't seen in a decade and is some way surprised."
"I gave my Dad a Spirit Dragon when I saw him in the mall. We were playing hide and seek for ten years now; I nearly gave up!"
by Piggy Blakey June 13, 2016
Get the Spirit Dragon mug.Sexual intercourse wherein one partner is positioned behind the other (i.e., "doggy style"), during which one or both partners are exceptionally high on hallucinogens, or at least have particularly good imaginations.
Boredom is the mother of innovation.
At this point, what wasn't stale for us was probably physically impossible, or at least would cost my security deposit. I'd fucked with him from above, below, front and behind. In harnesses, in costumes, strap-ons, and blinds. But today, today was special. We watched How to Train your Dragon, Reign of Fire, and left a demo of Panzer Dragoon playing on the screen, and we each demolished an eighth after picking up shrooms from our source uptown. I put him behind me to start the night's sexcapades, but suddenly in a blink we weren't burnouts fucking like dogs in a shitty apartment. I was a beautiful, winged beast, with claws like great curved swords, with tits like two zeppelins, and he was a rider, young and full of wanderlust, and together we were possessed of that ancient thrill, dragon riding. Off we flew, sexing past enemy fire through the defenses of the Dick Empire to claim the ancient artifact, Sexcalibur, for ourselves.
At this point, what wasn't stale for us was probably physically impossible, or at least would cost my security deposit. I'd fucked with him from above, below, front and behind. In harnesses, in costumes, strap-ons, and blinds. But today, today was special. We watched How to Train your Dragon, Reign of Fire, and left a demo of Panzer Dragoon playing on the screen, and we each demolished an eighth after picking up shrooms from our source uptown. I put him behind me to start the night's sexcapades, but suddenly in a blink we weren't burnouts fucking like dogs in a shitty apartment. I was a beautiful, winged beast, with claws like great curved swords, with tits like two zeppelins, and he was a rider, young and full of wanderlust, and together we were possessed of that ancient thrill, dragon riding. Off we flew, sexing past enemy fire through the defenses of the Dick Empire to claim the ancient artifact, Sexcalibur, for ourselves.
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Get the dragon trail mug.v. When one is out of cannabis, they go on a tirade of using flame to scorch through any of their cannabis paraphernalia in search of any signs of left over bud .
Dude, I was out of weed and I didn’t have any money.. so I had to go dragon-holing to all my pipes, bongs and bowls to see if I had any leftover weed. Fortunately, I made like the dragon and scorched some green sheep, and I sourced through the nine realms for the rest of time.”
by FaderOfBraavos! February 6, 2018
Get the Dragon-Holing mug.Speaking for the players in the game Destiny, many likely view this gun to be the most OP (overpowered), cancer and unbalanced gun to ever be put in Destiny aside from Grasp of Malok and other such guns that have been nerfed. For those who own and abuse a god roll clever dragon (such as myself) it is a gift from God but, for our poor victims it is the harbinger of death.
This gun is a fast firing pulse rifle that can kill enemy players in less than a second (.7 sec I believe).
Note: For those who are not Destiny players (why are you here?) a god roll gun has certain perks that increase the abilities of a gun to make it amazing and godly.
Note II: To nerf is basically to update a gun to not be as good or overpowered.
This gun is a fast firing pulse rifle that can kill enemy players in less than a second (.7 sec I believe).
Note: For those who are not Destiny players (why are you here?) a god roll gun has certain perks that increase the abilities of a gun to make it amazing and godly.
Note II: To nerf is basically to update a gun to not be as good or overpowered.
Brother raging at 1 in the morning on a school night: "This guy with his badly rollled Clever Dragon mapped me! He doesn't have a single stability or range perk! How is this possible?"
Random lucky noob playing Iron Banner for the first time: "I got some gun called the Clever Dragon. Is this good? I should probably discard it." *Equips the gun and friends die due to it being a god roll*
Random lucky noob playing Iron Banner for the first time: "I got some gun called the Clever Dragon. Is this good? I should probably discard it." *Equips the gun and friends die due to it being a god roll*
by SomeOnlineScrub January 19, 2017
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