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Scooby Doo Soccer

One of the best ways to distract yourself from intense learning and deep focus whilst provoking deep thought; Scooby Doo Soccer is a metaphorical symbol that invokes distrust from the teacher to the student.
a.
Teacher: Alright class, time to go to the land of canvas and begin your digeri-doos. Keep your phones away in your fanny packs, back packs, cargo pockets or cargo shorts.
Student: *playing on cool math games*

Teacher: What are we doing over here? Scooby Doo Soccer?

b.

Teacher: You have until Monday to complete your research graphic organizer, make sure to have 3 reliable sources and a question, inquiry, and wondering for each. You only have 3 more class days to finish this, so lets MAKE SURE that we ARENT PLAYING any SCOOBY DOO SOCCER. Okay? We don't have time to be goof balls and loafers. *laser eyes*
by Hampsterkeed February 24, 2023
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Hoop-de-doo

An excited rant caused by petty annoyances.
Bill: "dammit, oh my god this is so stupid, god damn it."

John: "What the hell are you Hoop-de-doo'ing about?"
by Twatkins April 4, 2009
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Ski-doo Jockey

An individual who is constantly discussing snowmobiles and snowmobile accesories.
That damn ski-doo jockey doesn't shut his mouth.
by Josh April 5, 2004
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zoopa boopa doo

Zoopa Boopa Doo is the best God damn thing on earth
by Zuul26 June 30, 2016
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Boobie-doo Disease

When a woman's belly sticks out further than her boobies do.
There are 4 types of Boobie-doo Disease.
- Pregnitis: A fully acceptable and temporary form caused by being pregnant.
- Indentitis: Acceptable, but disappointing. This is the result of extreme lack of boobies, also know as being flat.
- Ponchitis: The ponch creates a belly that is much too flabby. Cures are possible through diet and exercise.
- Guntitis: More common in older females. The mystery that is the gunt, which is partly made up of belly, protrudes a distance greater than the boobies.
Hey man, why won't you go on a date with Sarah?
Dude, she's caught a bad case of Boobie-doo Disease.
Really?
Yeah man, serious case of Ponchitis!

Hey Trevor, I noticed your girl's showing early signs of Boobie-doo Disease, you gonna step in and say something?
No worries, bro. It's just a case of Pregnitis!
For real? Congrats buddy!
by JettSkyler July 1, 2010
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Toodle the fuck doo

A more eloquent alternative to the common GTFO or Get The Fuck Out. It generally signifies for the receiving party to stop talking and re-evaluate their social standing considering how badly they have just been told.
Kitty: I love assuming things about you, and I think you're a greedy Jew.

Eloquent Person: I would tell you to GTFO, but I am civilized, so Toodle The Fuck Doo.
by BenFranklin69 December 31, 2010
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