a dirty ioannis is when you fuck a girl with a gun while playing clash of clans and then a zombie bites her ass
dirty ioannis
by REDDITKID123 May 04, 2021
A belligerent, egocentric, cunt with an elitist complex. A derivative of a succubus, the dirty nanchez or big fizz is spawned from Satan himself. She has no friends but remains petulant to the few that have the reccesive trait to stand her company. The only known way to escape this foul creature is to dump a pound of her flesh in battery acid and set it aflame.
by The Big Fizz February 10, 2009
When you get all the ingredients for a home made chicken noodle soup and pour them in a bathtub and then your partner gets in and you ride them until adding the final ingredient.
by Yeroc April 13, 2020
A dirty Rhett is when you fuck the thanks giving turkey on the table in front of your family then you serve your cum filled stuffing to your parents and they eat it.
by Turkeyking April 05, 2020
Is when an ungrateful sandwich lady makes you a sub sandwich. Then in front of all the other customers, you bend her over the sandwich counter and proceed to fuck her in the ass with the sub sandwich. Aftwards, she will thank you and make you another sandwich.
by Breakfast burrito man August 02, 2017
The act of seducing your students with cloroform and rope, then anally raping them in the tech class.
by PENIS938475893457934 January 14, 2008
The act of using your girls "T" shirt as a cum rag and not telling her about it - then she puts it back on!
Hmmm, I thought to myself, I quess I'll dir-T samsel the cum off her ass. I hope she dosen't notice.
by Anonymous August 04, 2003