Dirt Pie

When someone ejaculates into an anus and the male ejaculate seeps out, post coitus.

“When’s its in the puss, it’s a cream pie. When it’s in the ass, it’s a dirt pie.”

by Dirty Dirt Pie April 2, 2022

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dirt cert

Meaning most definately.

Sam was Dirt Cert that she'd win the audition

by Joey May 13, 2005

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Wetting the dirt

The act of ejaculating on a dried poopy butthole. Therefore moisturizing “the dirt”.

“Hey man I’ve had the shits all week and ran out of toilet paper and now my butthole is poopy and dry, you mind wetting it for me?”
“Brother I have no problem wetting the dirt for you”

by The turdburgalar January 3, 2021

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Bean Dirt

A mexican's ashes

"Where are we going to put grandpa's ashes?"
"We gotta put that pile of bean dirt on the mantle"

by The_Crystal_Clod January 23, 2021

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Team Dirt

A youtube group consisting of members such as RazorRatGaming, chickenbanannaa, DirectorDuck, Commandremu and sometimes JugJuggamer. The name revolves around a joke that they "worship dirt."

"team dirt is pogchamp"
"fax"

by martdapoopson February 28, 2021

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The Act of sucking your partners chili ring with your lips. the goal of the whole process is to obtain the Poo-Poo in your Cum-receptical. once the Poo-Poo is in the Hot box, add some Cool-aid to the mix and swash it around for your pleasure. Enjoy

Justin Dirt Deviled the shit out of Blake last night and then gave the common courtesy of giving him a reach around....

by Capt. Candle June 21, 2010

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