dirt-stache

dirt-stache (n)
A "mustache" that looks like dirt above one's lip.

Oh my gosh, look at this dude. He has a dirt-stache. What a loser!

by 79xx April 26, 2017

balling dirt

the act of rubbing your hands together really fast to ball up the dirt that has accumulated on my hands

*balls dirt*
"what are you doing, your getting the dirt off your hands, and it looks weird"
"balling dirt, its not weird, its sanitary(not really)"

by yonkinthechat December 2, 2020

Dirt Road

To buttfuck

Hey Mike A, I took the dirt road to chocolate town with that girl from the bar last night.

by NutsTucked April 20, 2019

Dirt Deer

Nature's Dirt Bike

What dirt bike would be if engines did not exist.



A medium sized deer with cleats. Capable of accelerating at high speeds and doing flips off ramps.

Antlers as handlebars.

Travis Pastrana just did a siccck back flip on his dirt deer. Thats gonna get him the gold medal.

by Banana Jim April 23, 2009

Wetting the dirt

The act of ejaculating on a dried poopy butthole. Therefore moisturizing “the dirt”.

“Hey man I’ve had the shits all week and ran out of toilet paper and now my butthole is poopy and dry, you mind wetting it for me?”
“Brother I have no problem wetting the dirt for you”

by The turdburgalar January 3, 2021

Dirt Devil

The Act of sucking your partners chili ring with your lips. the goal of the whole process is to obtain the Poo-Poo in your Cum-receptical. once the Poo-Poo is in the Hot box, add some Cool-aid to the mix and swash it around for your pleasure. Enjoy

Justin Dirt Deviled the shit out of Blake last night and then gave the common courtesy of giving him a reach around....

by Capt. Candle June 21, 2010

Dirt Devil

A homosexual,an active sodomite.

That dirt devil will be everyone's favorite prison bitch.

by U Kan 2 December 15, 2007