premature death

the destroying, demolishing or wrecking of a person usually during their youth.

I just got slide tackled by some big dude.

You suffered a premature death out here.

by washingtonville kid March 21, 2010

Green Death

the hangover after drinking the beer "rolling rock." usually when consumed in insanely large amounts.

bro 1: dude my hangover is so bad
bro 2: you got the Green Death my friend

by bird man jr. September 8, 2011

bed death

When two people are together for a long time the gradually stop having sex

Riley and Tory experienced complete bed death a long time ago. It's a wonder they're still together.

by summer meme sadness May 30, 2016

Super Happy Fun Time Death Squad

1:It is a violent take on the phrase, "Super happy fun time."

2:It is one of many groups who's regards towards death are that as of a fun past time or activity.

3:It is a military group based off of the ideals of the Russian covert ops group spetsnaz. Mostly dealing with technological warfare.

4:A party, guild, fleet, legion, and etc. As in a game where the prime objective is to accomplish the killing of one's foes.

"Hey I'm bored wan't to start a Super Happy Fun Time Death Squad."

"The SHFTDS was caught trying to rob a bank today, police are suspicious of the families as a role of instigation."

Tohishi Yamuri was the first to establish the official SHFTDS. It is now not recognized as being an existing part of the government.

by Del TacTac DeDroa April 13, 2010

The Black Death

A disease in the early 14th century or 1300's that killed about 1/3 of Europe's population. So it killed about 75 million people in its 10 years of happenings. Symptoms of The Black Death (a.k.a The Bubonic Plague) Were you would get headaches, chills, fever, nausea, vomiting, back pain, soreness in arms and legs, and the sunlight was to bright to look at. Also, within about 2 days of these symptoms you would get swells on your neck arms and around your crotch area. Then a few days after that your hands will start to become black and the blackness would grow and then you would die.

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by TheDesriptor February 23, 2014

wall of death

Form of moshing most well known through Lamb of God's "Black Label". At a concert the lead vocalist of a metal band instructs the crowd that they are doing the wall of death. The crowd then divides in half...each half made up of aggresive fans ready to tear eachother apart. When the considerably heavier or heaviest part of the song kicks in, the two halves of the crowd rush one another. As you might imagine, two walls of aggressive people colliding results in serious injury and sometimes death. For this reason, many bands have been sued for calling the wall of death, so modern walls of death are formed not due to instruction, but through serious fans who know what to do when the song in question is played. This is a mosh meant to be done a metal shows...not a hardcore dance. A wall of death at an emo/hXc show is not a true wall of death.

Black Label begins.
Crowd divides.
Musical tension hightens.
40 seconds in, Randy screams.
The wall of death begins.
Everybody screams.
Bodies surge together.
Bodies fall together.

by pseudocide December 25, 2007

The Death Wank

Similar to the risky wank. It involves sitting in your room with a boner, then yelling to your mum that you need to see her quickly. The trick is to start and finish jerking off before she makes it to your room. Only attempted by fucking idiots or virgins who can cum that fast.

john: "MUUUUUUUMMMM COME HEREEEE!!!"

mum: "Coming" Step, step, step

john: "SHIT, SHIT ,SHIT, FUCK ME YEAHHHH"

mum: step, step, open door "WTF!!!"

john: "CRAP....DIDN'T MAKE IT"

John fails the death wank. Silly prick

by Wattini October 15, 2008