I Don't Give a Damn For the Whole State of Michigan

An anti-Michigan song sung by Ohioans.

"We don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan
The whole state of Michigan
The whole state of Michigan
We don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan
'Cause we're from Ohio!

We're from Ohio - O! H!
We're from Ohio - I! O!

Ohhh we don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan
The whole state of Michigan
The whole state of Michigan
We don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan
'Cause we're from Ohio!"

I sing I Don't Give a Damn For the Whole State of Michigan every November.

by Ohioan December 9, 2008

Shit Fuck Damn Piss Hell Balls On Chin

Used for relieving excruciating pain after experiencing a catastrophic shin-to-coffee-table injury or other similar anatomical disasters. Usually hollered very loud.

OW OW OW Shit Fuck Damn Piss Hell Balls On Chin.
Who put that table there?

by imahottentot June 21, 2010

God Damn Motherfucking Shitty Fucking Shit Fuckers

expression indicating extreme anger and/or
pain. see motherfucker

jayquan: yo nice kicks
shawn: thanx
jayquan: watch out for that pile of nasty shit!!......
shawn: what? aw, god damn motherfucking shitty fucking shit fuckers! i just bought these!!

by killa March 3, 2005

the best god damn country in the entire world

the United States of America

I live in the best god damn country in the entire world

by nyoom_man November 1, 2017

If you don't hit that damn final, someone else will

As we live our lives, we study, make friends, hit finals, fall in love, run the table, strive for greatness, and just enjoy life's ride. We may learn many facts in life, but if we can take just one important fact from life it would be:

"If you don't hit that damn final, someone else will!"

There's no saying in life that has more truth to it. You can't argue with this great fact of life hence why it is becoming one of the most famous friggin' sayings in our world today.

Here's what it all boils down to idiots. "If you don't hit that damn final, someone else will" is very simple. If we were to put it on the friggin' scale of simplicity, i'd say it's a 9.872. Just think in your mind If I don't hit that damn final, someone else will. Meaning, If I can't hit that damn final, and i'm relying on my partner to hit the damn final, but their relying on me to hit the damn final, then neither of us is gunna hit the damn final and we're gunna lose the friggin' game. It's that friggin simple morons, ya know.

P.s. The DAMN is a vital part of the famous saying!

by S Santang October 29, 2009

Who didn't flush da godd damn toilet

Well it was fukin' one of ya's

"Who didn't flush da godd damn toilet.
It wasn't me.
Well it was fukin' one of ya's!"

"Who didn't flush da godd damn toilet.
It wasn't me.
Well it was fukin' one of ya's!"

by YoungDanielzzzYeezy's July 21, 2019

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I STUBBED MY TOE

the sound you make when you stub your toe

* THUD *

Person 1: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I STUBBED MY TOE

by WrenFloof#0666 April 12, 2022