The ol' lady had a headache from too much brandy in her egg nog, so I resorted to the Crusty Stocking Stuffer again this christmas.
by White Feller December 26, 2020
Get the The Crusty Stocking Stuffermug. Having such deep passion for the lord that the only way to function is through the divine process of crusting oneself. The back pressure from clenching your butt cheeks hard enough together is a good starting point.
by Fingaboi1996 May 7, 2024
Get the Crusty for Jesusmug. by CrazyCoolGuy April 4, 2016
Get the crusty dickhatmug. Your so Crusty!
by Celeste May 30, 2016
Get the Crustymug. A word that takes on multiple meanings, but generally means something incredibly bad, gross, etc. Synonymous with tacky, klassy, or trashy. Though it is not as descriptive as words like "slutty" or "ugly," it has strong negative connotations that could really mean anything. Used mostly by black women (including Nicki Minaj and Glozell) to express something they disapprove of. An adjective or a noun.
As an adjective: This crusty little bitch running round.
That bag is so crusty.
Your hair is the crustiest thing I have ever seen, girl.
As a noun: This little crust need to learn a lesson!
CRUSTY CRUSTS!
That bag is so crusty.
Your hair is the crustiest thing I have ever seen, girl.
As a noun: This little crust need to learn a lesson!
CRUSTY CRUSTS!
by thisgirlisuppose May 6, 2011
Get the crustymug. When a woman shits on a mans pecker, and dries it out with a hairdryer until completely crusted over then jerks him off until every last dingleberry is gone.
by Pete Stevenson October 27, 2021
Get the Crusty Rustymug. by Eat thotpaste May 17, 2018
Get the Crusty footmug.