Crusty bin

Well used lady parts, named so owing to crusty, dried man batter clinging to the beef curtains.

I was going to go down on her, but it was such a crusty bin I couldn't bring myself to.

by anonymous July 6, 2021

crusty cumrag

What you get after beating your meat in 2020 for the 1234567th time. What did the meat do to you?

Fuck. My crusty cumrag needs a wash...with my CUM!!!!

by ham s-wich February 19, 2021

Crusty Bumpkin

Hollie Boukadakis

Quit being such a crusty bumpkin.

by Faggotsrgay April 29, 2019

Crusty

The stage after being salty

Ororo has been soo crusty.

by TheKid!$? May 29, 2016

crusty's

crusty's come's from the ass crack the stick to ya jocks.

doing a sloppy fart and it becomes hard and u have stained jocks and it dont feel good.

by SaiNt_SaRaCeN November 16, 2003

The Crusty Fish Hook aka The DB

A deviation of the Dirty Sanchez wherin the perpator fish hooks the female in the mouth versus rubbing under her nose , most often performed while wearing a Hawiian shirt and proclaiming "This is Unacceptable".

When I gave her a The Crusty Fish Hook aka The DB, she made a noise like "grfthh" or "borfthh".

by Icantbelievemysenseofhumor March 9, 2010

crusty

something that is old, boring or outdated.

tia: Do you wanna go to the library
Leah: No that's major crusty

by guccigalllllllllllllllllllllX August 11, 2018