COVID TAX

WHEN ALL THE PRICE GONE UP ON FOOD, CLOTHES, DELIVERY AND SERVICES INCLUDING ADULT SERVICES SINCE COVID LOCKDOWN HAPPENED.

AND ALL BUSINESSES BLAME COVID FOR WHY THE PRICES WENT UP!

Mate, I went to get some services done but I got hit with a covid tax!

by Nancy Neehow! October 27, 2021

The Covid Test

It's a nasal sex position that's like face fucking, but for your nasal cavity and using your 8 inch covid stick of course. Not as deep as "the lobotomy" tho.

Nowhere near deep enough, but it's up there.

"Ugh it was damn near tickling my brain"
"Ah so you got the covid test too?"
"Yeah, I tried blowing my nose afterwards for relief but there was too much for regular tissues and I think some of it leaked down my throat."

"Wait...what???"

by Kitcattictac420 October 4, 2021

COVID raise

What you get when you're finally back to the pay you earned pre-COVID.

Hey guys, my employer just gave me a COVID raise, so I can finally quit working 3 jobs to cover my expenses and bills!

by Curvychic78 October 7, 2020

COVID-Cute

A person who is generally unappealing during "normal" circumstances who is more attractive due to lack of human interaction (SEE: VISITING-YOUR-PARENTS CUTE; AIRPORT CUTE)

"I just went for a walk and saw this hunky guy; he's COVID-Cute 7, so like a New York 3."

by mrsmithgoes June 11, 2020

Coviding

Someone who comes to close to you (between 2 meters) than can/will infect you with Covid-19

AAHHHHH STOP IT RICK! STOP COVIDING ME!!!

by Sodepaha October 1, 2020

Covid Stock

The charts of COVID-19 Cases is similar to a high sentiment stock in the stock market. There are many waves like some of the technical ways to define stock charts.

Have you seen the COVID stock? It's rising quicker than Apple's stock. I definitely see lots of volatility. 2020 was definitely the year it popped off.

by invester January 8, 2021

COVID-19

A new common sense error # 19 that stands for "Cannot Operate Validly Idiocy Discovered" and prompts for a facepalm every time society is met. Can be temporarily fixed with a 14-day quarantine from every mass media possible, but to date has not been eradicated completely due to its initial virality. Proceed with caution if you value both logic and common sense.

The system has encountered an unexpected error and must shut down. COVID-19 error: required to sanitize hands, keep 6 ft distance, wear disposable masks and gloves in public places. Please contact your local cuckoo's nest immediately and pretend to be insane until everything's over.

by Barakobam October 14, 2020