Chicago

A city with too much ego for too little reason. Prone to comparing itself to New York ALL THE TIME, God only knows why. A city that claims to be very cultural but fails to fully support local artists and art scenes. A city that is too spread out, too ethnically divided, too good at hiding its poor, and too proud of it's famous el system to recognize that it is grossly inadequate compared to other cities (like NYC). A city of passive aggressiveness.

That woman with her hood on my rear bumper is acting like its my fault there traffic isn't moving. She acts like she's from Chicago.

by Dee February 19, 2005

chicago blackhawks

Technically an NHL hockey team. Also part of the original six. Actually the Blackhawks play some of the worst hockey in the league. They have only clinched a playoff spot once in the last eight years. Honestly, they're so embarassing that half of Chicago prefers to pretend the team does not exist. Their last Stanley Cup goes back to 1961. It's hard to imagine this team getting good again. What makes a lot of people feel sad for this team is obviously the fact that they're part of the original six.

The Chicago Blackhawks have the worst power play in the NHL. A season of 25 wins qualifies as a decent season for them. The Detroit Red Wings really like playing against the Hawks. Free points are always nice.

by Dr.Cain April 28, 2006

Chicago Concrete Jungle

The act of a man ejaculating in a girl's pubic hair, waiting two weeks without her cleaning her pubes, and then picking out the little hardened peices of semen, and letting her swallow them like pills.

Stacey: Hey Suzy, are you hungry?

Suzy: No, I'm full from the Chicago Concrete Jungle Billy gave me a few minutes ago.

by Blagabla February 20, 2007

Chicago Girl

A woman exhibiting above-average attractiveness from the neck up, but who is unacceptably - and often surprisingly/disappointingly - overweight in the body. The term stems from Tucker Max's contention that Chicago's extremely short swimsuit season gives the otherwise attractive women there little incentive to exercise.

I met this chick online and saw her headshot and she was fine as hell. But when I finally saw a full-body shot she turned out to be a total Chicago Girl.

by C. P. Newman October 4, 2006

chicago bears

A team that continues to live in and dwell on their past accomplishments.
A team that went 13-3 and did it all without a good offense, they lived off of their Defense and then tore it all apart the following off-season.
A team that will NEVER get back to their glory days, no matter which DEFENSIVE or OFFENSIVE coordinator they hire in place of John Shoop

Also see Chicago Cubs

Oh ya? Well, look at 1985 and 1986, those were hella good years. What has your team done?

by PACK ATTACK February 3, 2004

Chicharron

A slang term replacing curse words in a public setting. Used by the Tik Tok influencer Cali4niadayz.

Dan: So I just won a million dollars!

Kevin: Chicharron!

by Kritical with a K November 3, 2019

chicago blackhawks

team w/ perhaps the worst ownership in pro sports, even worse than that other crappy chicago team (wait, that's all of them!); 1 playoff berth last 7 years

Blackhawk down...in the standings!

by PuckYou March 29, 2004