Lick the candle whick

Do it.

Oh, you refuse to lick the candle whick? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I said do it. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Linku Chan December 3, 2020

caddieumper

(cad-die hump-er) (adj.) : Nickname for a woman who is sexually active to the extreme; who possesses an agressive sexual history and is actively seeking multiple partners at any given moment (a horny humper). A girl who is a hoe and gets around. One hired to (suck dick) serve as an attendant (playtoy) to a golfer(pimp), especially by carrying the golf clubs (black or white dicks w/ balls attached to em) .

Check out the girl with the pink tie trying to impress the waitress, what a humper.

Hump on this, bitch.

by Nick Barton June 9, 2005

mud-cuddle

The act of two bowel pounders or fanny dodgers slipping each other a crippler in the spooning position or any other position which allows entery to include each and every inch, thus a mud-cuddle has occurred.

I say Barry my little fury friend, fancy retiring to bed and having a mud-cuddle?

by David Hamm***** December 12, 2006

Burning the candle both ends

To give oral sex and receive anal sex at the same time - a spit roast. The candle in question is a penis, or man made substitute such as a strap-on dildo.

Jon loves burning the candle both ends, it keeps him up all night.

by stusx10 January 11, 2018

who pissed out your birthday candles?

only the greatest saying to procede with the action of pissing someone off

britttany: dude just shut the fuck up! i dont want to fucking talk to you!!!
renee: who pissed out your birthday candles?

by shitoutmyass April 22, 2010

Cuddle puddle

When you are the big spoon in a cuddling session and your arm is stuck under the other person, but you have to pee but you can't get up because your arm is stuck. Therefore you pee yourself and make, a cuddle puddle.

Dude, last night we were cuddling and I couldn't get up to piss and I made a cuddle puddle.

by Ayeitsdelrey January 30, 2015

Amish Candlestick

A sexual manuver where one shits into another person's ass until the reciever's anus is completely full. A wick or rope is then placed into the shit filled ass hole when still maliable. When the shit hardens the "candlestick" is then ready to be removed and enjoyed.

"Did you make that Amish Candlestick yourself?"
"No, I had some help... ROFLCOPTER (soi soi soi!!!)"

by Father Odenkirk August 29, 2007