when you miss matty because he is perfect and the best boyfriend ever. at this time you just want to hug him, cuddle him, hold his hand, and kiss him. he makes you the happiest ever, gives you endless butterflies, and can put a smile on ur face in an instant. this can occur at any time.
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Get the 6 hour shiftmug. Dark Hour is when you cum exactly at 11:11 PM. You then wish very hard that you won't die of AIDs. Sadly, you remember that you will die of AIDs soon anyways.
by Peuso March 7, 2009
Get the Dark Hourmug. Big big money to a texan. Half the amount the same jobs pay in California, New York, Chicago and all the other modern cities pay.
Hey i'm a texan and I make twelve bucks an hour! Lucky for the rest of the country that i am far too stupid to go elsewhere and earn twice the amount for the same job! I'll just stay in texas and someday I'll make fifteen bucks an hour just like a big city millionaire!
by irvinesucks January 22, 2009
Get the Twelve bucks an hourmug. A state in which you need to poo really, really bad to the point where a large turd is turtle-heading or about to exit on it's own; Often occurs soon after waking up or after a big meal; Also occurs approximately 9 - 10 hours after large feasts and may be occur prematurely when preceded by meals high in fiber.
NOTE: May be accompanied by contractions and a dilated anus.
NOTE: May be accompanied by contractions and a dilated anus.
by TheJizzerOfOz March 17, 2011
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