blood butter

Self explanitory...

...Blood-stained jizz.

Tony: I went to Africa, and an elephant gave me a blow job. I guided the elephant with my hands, opened my eyes, and all of a sudden, I was covered entirely with my own blood butter.

by erectism January 11, 2008

Rumple Butter

Occurs when small amounts of poop accumulate from not wiping well enough. Eventually the poop hardens into a crust. After an event that causes the individual to perspire the crust melts to form rumple butter. It is distinguishable by its intense odor that may resemble anything from a fresh turd to the bottle return room at your local grocery.

You're playing basketball with some friends and something begins to smell so bad that your gag reflex becomes an unavoidable reaction to the odor. You know that it's not a fart because although a fart may linger for a moment it eventually dissipates. You notice there is no trash or fecal matter present and you begin to deduce that this could be a classic case of rumple butter. Tell your stinky friend to clean their ass out. Rumple butter... Spread that on your toast in the morning... Mmmmm

by Sargeant Fupa December 2, 2009

panic butter

extreme dairy product to be used as a self-defence weapon in life-threatening situations. thrown as projectile in assailant's direction, causing disorientation, confusion, and panic. minimal blast radius, but high shock value. comes in various strengths. side effects may include lubrication, nausea, development of an australian accent, and diarrhea.

also good on toast.

Gertrude: Oh my God! We're being robbed!

Gerald: Quick! Crack open the panic butter and hurl it at them!

(hurls panic butter, then exit)

Robber: WTF?! This is so weird!

(stands around confused until arrested)

by hollystunjemma December 27, 2007

Butter Hawk

- A fine lady or lass with the brass glutes of a Greek Goddess.

- Cheeks.

"Damn gurrl, you is a butter hawk!"

"That girl's cheeks are like those of a butter hawk."

by ColonelBrust69 August 12, 2009

Butter Monster

An extremely obese person who can only be satiated by eating other people.

Even though the butter monster had eaten a large fried chicken dinner from KFC, she couldn't be sated until she ate the young child.

by mmitty March 25, 2009

Butter Knife

A persnickety gay man; usually wound up pretty tightly and not particularly fond of women.

When Janice accidentally stepped on his new, camel-suede designer loafers, Brad behaved like a total butter knife.

by TARZANSGAL June 28, 2017

Butter The Pan

An act usually done after sex, when the male or female smears the "Juices" or "Sexual Aftermath" into the other persons face.

Butter The Pan
Buttered The Pan
Buttering The Pan

"If my girl cums on me again, I am gona "Butter The Pan"
with it"
"You should have see the look on her face after I Buttered her Pan"

by Jahred Gamez July 16, 2008