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National Bunny Day 

December 7th
Make sure to give your pet bunny, or any bunny at all, all the love you can give on this special day uwu
Person 1: Hey! Guess what today is!
Person 2: December 7th? What's so special about today?
Person 1: It's National Bunny Day!
Person 2: Wait really?! Hecc yeah! I'mma go love on my bunny now!

Coco bunny 

A pretty dark skinned woman who dates white men. The reverse of a snow bunny
Guy 1: Hey man, I just found myself a coco bunny. She’s the sweetest
Guy 1: Ah yeah! Snow bunnies are overrated
Coco bunny by Yoinkayeet December 20, 2022

Desert bunny 

Is an unattractive female that deploys with the military and becomes hot due to the lack of other women
Once the deployment ends the desert bunny returns stateside and becomes ugly once again
Desert bunny by Anararithil January 5, 2023

See the bunny 

The superstition where if you see a real live bunny somewhere, that's not in captivity, it means you're gonna get laid in the near future. Some people believe that you can yell out the name of the person you're hoping to get lucky with and the bunny will make it happen for you.

Other people believe seeing a bunny is just good luck in general.
Dylan: "Ah, man! I saw a bunny the other day, down at the park, and last night I scored with Jessica Wilson! It works!"

Andrew: "When I see the bunny, I'm yelling out Pam Richards. She's got awesome tits!"

Chocolate Easter Bunny 

a guy/girl that is sweet on the outside and hollow on the inside. Hot, but stupid as fuck.
Dick: "Hey Rob, did you see that eye candy across the street? She's hot!"

Rob: "Naw man, she's just a chocolate easter bunny."

Dick: "Word."

turtle and bunny 

The truest of lovers, one slow and one fast, opposites but so in love, they are sure to last till the end of their lives. True soulmates. I love you twirdle.
The turtle and bunny had enough love to fill the world.
turtle and bunny by Lovemyturtle February 1, 2014