blondesinine

Something so absurd and so foolish, that it takes a blonde to do it. And not just any blonde; I'm talking about the dumbest, most intolerable, idiotic bitches on the planet.

See'Reece Witherspoon.

by The Original Love Doctor August 17, 2004

blode

a bulge in one's abdomen, often caused when imitating pregnancy.

"Look at my cute 'icle blode!"

by shroomy February 20, 2004

legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed

Lucius, narcissa, and draco malfoy

I hate legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed.

by buttery orbreese May 27, 2021

blode

a blode is a like a chode but the other way round it is longer than it is wide therfore a rather avrige penis this word was come up with by me whilst i was thinking for a meaning i could put to the word blode because i had noticed its simalarity to the word chode

When a chode has an erection it stands most chance of breifly becoming a blode

by Sam January 8, 2005

blonde redhead

Another term for a mixed beer drink, similar to a black and tan, comprised of Guinness floated over Stella Artois. The ratio of Guinness to Stella should be slightly higher than in a black and tan.

See also black on blond

Yo, gimme a black on blond. Oh, you might know that as a blonde redhead.

by Quackenblatz March 21, 2008

Smart blonde

A myth and bullshit rumor blondes make up so people will stop thinkong their dump as shit

Did you hear about the smart blonde
Bitch your just dumb as shit there is no such thing

by Fucking aaaaaa June 7, 2016

Blond Basket

Something you put on your head.

I put the basket on my head.

by Mark Hamilton March 20, 2005