tech blame game

When you can't think of a reasonable explanation for not contacting someone you had plans with.

Chris was supposed to call me last night, but he said his phone wasn't working. He's playing the tech blame game again.

by Ah8ter November 6, 2013

full blam

To become excessively sexually excited and cum inside one's own pants. Premature ejaculation.

He was so hot for her, he had a full blam.

by Beagle2003 May 16, 2016

Jacob Beamer

Jacob Beamer is super hot. But dont be tricked, hes a major fuckboy. Jacob Beamers tend to be short but not down there..... if you know what i mean. He will be all innocent then POP out of no where he will ask for nudes! He always hangs out with girls, and hot ones too! ( which im pretty sure he pays them to hang out with him) Dont fall for a Jacob Beamer!

"He is such a fuckboy! He just asked me for nudes!"
"He must be a Jacob Beamer"

by kay.kay.kay. May 22, 2016

Headlight Beamers

Some big ol titties

Man she got some HEADLIGHT BEAMERS on her.

by Martha Roberts October 10, 2016

throwing blame

when you are throwing blame, you blame someone else for the shit that you did.

1: He smashed those windows!!
2: Man, stop throwing blame you fucking shitsack.

by Purpose Inc. February 17, 2017

git-blame

Blaming someone for the bad code that they wrote on github.

he git-blame {d} me for that code

by eddi909 July 25, 2017

penis beam

An erection that manifests suddenly or quickly.

She made my penis beam..
No, I'm not a pervert it's just that you really make my penis beam..

by DDDalso August 23, 2017