Easter Basket

General term for all of the parts of a woman related to the storage and dispersal of eggs, including the ovaries, uterus, and vagina.

Woman: "Ow! That bitch just kicked me right in the Easter Basket!"

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Art Critic: "Damn, Picasso, I've never before seen a square Easter Basket".

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OBGYN: "I haven't seen an Easter Basket this messed up since my mom got the egg dye mixed up with the pancake batter".

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ER Doctor: (Removing fragments of chicken-egg shells from inside a woman's vagina) "You really aren't clear on the concept, are you?"

by scorpionmintred February 17, 2010

poon basket

Slang term for a vagina.

That hottie has one tight poon basket.

by Col. Pooner T. Corntooth February 21, 2005

Basket Case

A male who is insecure with the size of his genitals (basket).

This insecurity tends to result in unnecessary confrontations, usually when alcohol is involved.

Male: What's up big guy?

Basket case: I'm not your guy fucko. *quiet sobs*

by Ugly Freedom March 20, 2011

basketball

The most ghetto sport out there.

Yo ma niggas lets go play sum basketball.

by bRANdd0N June 6, 2009

The Chinese Basket Trick

When a man pours Kung pow Chicken in his testicles and then his partner eats it

My girlfriend laquanda was mad at me So did the Chinese Basket trick for her and she was so pleased, she said it was the best salty kung pow chicken she ever had

by Papolia November 6, 2009

wicker basket

a word that means wicked thats often used by either people who have lived most of their life in sheds or people called hector

have you heard that they're starting a chess club? WICKER BASKET

by monkey_nuts November 21, 2004

basketball junkie

Anyone who lives in San Antonio who think it matters to anybody else that their team didn't suck for a season a billion-years ago.

Go Spurs! You totally make up for our lack of any serious achievement in crime control as a city! ... oh yeah, and something about Basketball Junkie...

by Redparrot5 March 26, 2005