Cock Bandit

A misfit who obsesses about drawing dicks on unsuspected victims vehicles. Typically, striking around 12-4am.

Jeff, let’s hit up the boys and cock bandit the absolute shit out of Cade’s truck.

by 2009 Cock Bandit Crew October 9, 2017

Pantie Bandit

1.) One who steals panties in the act of fucking a girl.
2.) A guy who has sex with multiple girls at one time

Yeahhh that guy is a real Pantie Bandit. Did you see how many girls he is with?

by e.c. gangster32 May 10, 2011

Closet Bandit

A person who pretends to like the same bands & artists that your friends like just to get accepted into your crowd & mingle with you, but when they are alone, they listen only to their old shameful bullshit music in the closet to avoid embarrassment.

"Cornelius is a Closet Bandit! He pretended to like our favorite bands & dress up cool just to hang with us. He just pretends to like Marilyn Manson. This whole time, he's been flailing his arms and dancing to Peyton Parrish in the closet!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 29, 2023

Bandit

Juice wrld

She’s a definition of a bad bitch Im a definition of a bandit - juice wrld

by Jona Cheri November 3, 2019

biracial bandit

Bitch ass nigga who's half and half

Why are there so many biracial bandits in here?

by U got me July 15, 2025

Showdown bandit

a little puppet from a show in the old cartoon days has a revolver he also wears a cowboy hat

lets get you out of that box_-miss undertaker from Showdown bandit

by yeeaaa boi August 26, 2019

bandit

absolute sped, fucking retarded, and is missing his frontal cortex

omg ur such a bandit.

hey that hurt my feelings

by tommelon September 25, 2021