clogging the tube

The term for when you accidentally get your pwnis stuck inside of the vaccuum cleaner hose in the process of masturbation

Man I got so horny last night, but I ended up clogging the tubes instead

by fukthehomeless June 2, 2014

Police Tube

A lifetime hypocrite that created a YouTube channel to humiliate Jeremy Dewitte for doing a better job of LARPing than he could himself.

Jeremy might be out on bond today, Police Tube has already made 5 videos, each 3 minutes long.

by TurboSBF June 30, 2023

Wyoming tubing

For a person to shit in someone elses asshole, then for the shitter to brutally fuck the hole.

"Can we do a round of Wyoming tubing?"
"What the fuck?"

by slappybullworm January 30, 2025

shootin' the poop tube

Flushing a flare down your toilet to unfreeze your pipes in sub-zero weather.

It's snowing again, time to start shootin' the poop tube.

by Sudo-Woodo January 2, 2018

wet tube sox

A lubed up butthole

Darrel wore assless chaps when he got his wet tube sox

by Dirty n anonymous August 10, 2017

Food tube

An edible item comprised of a combination of ingredients that takes the form of a cylinder; usually with a single, contiguous outer wrapping.

Some example food tubes include: burritos, spring rolls, California rolls and wraps.

by Coltronix July 23, 2012

tubed

(past tense: tube) to look something or someone up on YouTube.

"I heard Takashi 69 sucked, so I tubed his music to see for myself."

by MrSmileyTat2 January 3, 2019