Snake race

When your mates come over to watch and debate the finer points of porn and, inevitably, become aroused.

"It's always a snake race at my place with the lads."

by Mortechant March 6, 2015

KD Snake

a cheater, one seeking the easy way out, trying to do the least amount of work possible

I get John on my team

That is unfair you KD Snake! He is to good!
I get him

by Ur_boy July 28, 2018

snake nest

A group of snakes (liars or bitches) who all hang out together and snake (like or make up rumors about) about other girls.

"Crawl back into your little snake nest!"

by halieisabellarose November 7, 2017

Snake Vomit

the term used to describe the sudden ejaculation of semen from the flaccid male genitalia. Most often associated with physical violence and verbal abuse.

Snake vomit soaked the fraternity brothers leather sandals after the wrestling match.

His knuckles crashed into the woman's head and he could feel the snake vomit moisten his undies.

"Daddy's gonna hurt you. Daddy's gonna hurt you real good", he cackled, as the snake vomit dripped down his leg.

by noodly mc sketti sauce November 21, 2011

chimney snake

when my girlfriend gives me bonner when im wearing skinny jeans

Ow! i cant stand up i have a chimney snake!

by bigDnig June 19, 2011

Clobbering a snake

Similar to "choking the chicken", "clobbering a snake" also refers to masturbation. The main difference is that you can only "clobber the snake" while playing Farmville in Vancouver.

I walked in on CT Clobbering a snake last night.

by Domingo_is_sexy July 6, 2010

Squirrel Snaked

to steal something from a friend

a) my buddy was hitting on this tall blonde last night but I squirrel snaked him and took her home.

b) My buddy totally squirrel snaked my style.

by flyntflossy&ocho November 22, 2011