by Cory Sanders September 14, 2013
Get the dying train mug.1. a group chat that is full of people who consistently REK one another and talk about stupid things 24/7
2. A metaphorical train that holds people that have been rekt
2. A metaphorical train that holds people that have been rekt
1.
Did you check "The Rekt Train?"
Are you kidding? I have 1,450 unread messages from that thing.
2.
Has Jonah gotten off the rekt train?
No. He never has, and he never will. He's always being rekt.
Did you check "The Rekt Train?"
Are you kidding? I have 1,450 unread messages from that thing.
2.
Has Jonah gotten off the rekt train?
No. He never has, and he never will. He's always being rekt.
by espolavirus March 8, 2015
Get the The Rekt Train mug.Sarah: Did you ride Mikes Dandy Train last night?
Katie: You mean his penis?
Sarah: Yes his penis.
Katie: Yeah I rode it all night long.
Katie: You mean his penis?
Sarah: Yes his penis.
Katie: Yeah I rode it all night long.
by Slightlyabnormalpenis February 28, 2018
Get the Dandy Train mug.by Urbanpanhandler January 3, 2017
Get the Moisture train mug.A female girlfriend that is not quite a full fledged wife yet. Often is followed by becoming a full fledged fiancée
by Hotstuff23 May 18, 2023
Get the Wife in training mug.A term used to describe washing your genitals on a train using a bottle of coke and mentos after receiving fellatio from an unsavoury character such as a cheap hooker or toothless vagrant (the two are not mutually exclusive).
To use a train bidet one stands oneself above a bottle of coke so that the spout it pointing towards the groin. After removing ones pants, one then drops a mentos into the bottle allowing the foamy goodness to cleanse ones genitals.
To use a train bidet one stands oneself above a bottle of coke so that the spout it pointing towards the groin. After removing ones pants, one then drops a mentos into the bottle allowing the foamy goodness to cleanse ones genitals.
"Hey Bernie, why are you late for work?"
"Well Bob, I was on the way to work when I took the opportunity presented its self to have Shazza give me a blow job"
"Shazza, the toothless prozzie? Tell me more, Bernie."
"You see Bob, after such an incident I felt I needed to wash off but as the lavatories were out of order I decided a train bidet was the best option. My genitals are truly minty fresh now after my train bidet but the time spent administering it has made me tardy for work."
"Well Bob, I was on the way to work when I took the opportunity presented its self to have Shazza give me a blow job"
"Shazza, the toothless prozzie? Tell me more, Bernie."
"You see Bob, after such an incident I felt I needed to wash off but as the lavatories were out of order I decided a train bidet was the best option. My genitals are truly minty fresh now after my train bidet but the time spent administering it has made me tardy for work."
by Shane Brennan October 15, 2022
Get the Train Bidet mug.When you fuck someone’s mom and get them pregnant and then fuck ur friends girlfriend and get her pregnant the dip the fuck out
by Babboo69 January 22, 2021
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