soccer bop

When you get slapped across the face with a flaccid penis.

Dude- "Wow did you see that video of Christian soccer bopping that girl!"
Girl - " omg don't talk about that it was disgusting!"

by PoopyDick SmallWood April 19, 2016

Soccer Mom

A person who usually has big hair cuts, Typically named lexi hale

That Girl is definitely a soccer mom

by ElementDIc October 17, 2018

Clothespin Soccer

N. soccer with a clothespin.

Steven! lets play some clothespin soccer!

by Hubert Rolandburger January 25, 2011

Soccer punch

When you sock someone while they aren’t looking

Did you see Ben get soccer punched earlier?

by Abbuuuebev December 17, 2024

fugly soccer ball

this is a cheap insult that some chimpanzee uses against you. like she shouldn't be talking

bro, that bitch just called me a fugly soccer ball.

by fives online June 5, 2023

Soccer

The sport the biggest pussies in the world, they are all soft pieces of shit.

You play soccer, fucking pussy

by soccerisforpussies123 October 23, 2020