soccer bop

When you get slapped across the face with a flaccid penis.

Dude- "Wow did you see that video of Christian soccer bopping that girl!"
Girl - " omg don't talk about that it was disgusting!"

by PoopyDick SmallWood April 19, 2016

Soccer punch

When you sock someone while they aren’t looking

Did you see Ben get soccer punched earlier?

by Abbuuuebev December 17, 2024

Soccer

The sport the biggest pussies in the world, they are all soft pieces of shit.

You play soccer, fucking pussy

by soccerisforpussies123 October 23, 2020

Clothespin Soccer

N. soccer with a clothespin.

Steven! lets play some clothespin soccer!

by Hubert Rolandburger January 25, 2011

Soccer Mom

Someone who enrolled her daughter in soccer as a result of playing the sport for years during her youth and young adult life. What she learned from competing on a team would form a foundation in critical life skills such as confidence, teamwork, sacrifice, selflessness, and countless others. This foundation would ultimately set her up for adult life success, be it in enabling her family, serving as a community leader, or progressing in her career. Although unassuming while wearing workout clothes from her kids’ soccer sidelines, she is so much more than the traditional stereotype/definition of this term.

High-performing Katherine tried to not take offense when her boss referred to her as a soccer mom as she transitioned from participating in a work dinner to picking her child up from late-night practice.

by novamaria July 28, 2021