Jock Soccer

Jocker Soccer refers to a kick to the nuts when a Jock is harassing or bullying you be it physically, mentally, emotionally or verbally, The result to 'Jock Soccer' a jock is to be bullied by a jock, pantsing them and then kicking them in the nuts at full force.

Tim: Hey Bob, What happened to you and that one Jock?
Bob: Oh, you heard about the fight? I gave him the ol' jock soccer after he punched me.

by RobottoTree March 21, 2024

Soccer

t h e b e s t s p o r t e v e r.

SOCCER SUCKS

No u
Holy crap I've lost this war.

by MAV3RICK_10 July 13, 2022

Soccer

Soccer is the best sport to ever exist

I love soccer

by Iluvvvvvsocer July 19, 2022

soccering

the action of playing soccer

yea, they were soccering the ball

by thatsagreeeeatword June 15, 2022

Scottish Soccer Club

A soccer club found in Edmonton with a dome, Alberta. It is an amazing place full of cool soccer players and a dome. It is a place of drama, gossip and much more. Oh and did a mention a dome

Oh look there’s the Scottish soccer club, it’s an amazing place. WITH A BIG OVAL BALOON!!!

by Astromech0 February 28, 2022

Soccer

It's FUCKING soccer! Get it right! Not FUCKING fu'tball! It's soccer, god dammit!

Right Person "Did you see the soccer game?"
Wrong Person "You mean fu'tball?"
American "IT'S FUCKING SOCCER!"

by Best User On Urban Dictionary November 21, 2025