Martin

A person that loves to go off on a tangent. Also loves himself.

What’s the point of this story? Don’t be such a Martin.

by beckylouwalker May 7, 2022

Grandmaster Martin

The one and only guardian of "Staden"

Example 1
Nigga 1: "Bro, shall we rob "Staden" in copenhagen"
Nigga 2: "Nigga you crazy, no one wants to make Grandmaster Martin their enemy"

Example 2

Some random black dude: "Im gonna fuck up some shit on "Staden"

Grandmaster Martin: " omao wa mou shindeiru"
Black dude: *Gets banned from life*

by JokerxBatman February 18, 2019

Martin Texter

Someone who can't keep a conversation going through text messaging. Texts boring things and phrases such as "K", "Cool", "What's Up", "Nothing Much", and "Hbu". Is awkward,someone who sends one word responses and is basically impossible to carry on a conversation with in text

He was such a martin texter on instagram direct message last night.

by Tri-state Area December 18, 2020

Georgia Louise martin

Georgia Louise Martin is usually called G. She is absolutely stunning but people often overlook how pretty she is because her friends are hotter. She has an amazing body and an amazing personality. She is kind and funny and smart and she always has a smile plastered on her face. She is good at literally every sport and succeeds in every subject at school. She is going to do amazing things one day. However Georgia Louise martin’s seem to always have a lot of things going on at home that you don’t know about. If you see her down. Approach her and give her a hug. That’s all she needs. Keep her in your life and hold her as close as you can because trust me you are lucky to have her.

She is very talented. She must be a Georgia Louise Martin

by Namedefiner1234321 May 25, 2018

martin luthered

Basically hooding someone, not much more than that.

Get Martin Luthered you h*ckin boi!

by Sencic May 27, 2018

Martin

God’s favorite child. He’s so unusual that his motivations and desires, while he might express them through seemingly negligent opinions, evade your awareness. He sees the situations that he desires in anything. He sees his dreams coming to life. He almost ignores reality, because he knows God would never hurt his confidence. God rather let everyone suffer at the hands of his delusions than help him to realize anything. His utter oblivion feeds his creativity, and that’s his divine purpose.

Kid in Sunday School: Who is God’s favorite?

Teacher: God doesn’t have favorites.

Other kid: Yes, he does! Martin’s his favorite.

by minutemade002 December 24, 2023

Grace Martin

A little punk ass blonde bitch who will take time out of her meaningless life to make your life a hell, but ultimately not succeed because she is a little pussy who is flat as a sheet of paper and is just as white as one.
Starbucks addict
Little bitch

Grace: "Hey *you*"
You: "What do you want, oh wait... Fuck you Grace Martin"

by FuckYouItsBigD November 17, 2019