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Zach

Zach; he is a berry handsome guy he is dating a beautiful girl named Ansley he goes to innovation middle school and likes to respect and show love to his known ones once again he is dating a girl named ansley witch he says he can not live without he is related to Kanye West and like to sing Jennifer by Trinidad cardona. He might be very cringe and embarrassing at times like this 😂 but he is Zach and Zach is awesome
Zach is awesome
by Shehshndjdj November 13, 2018
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Zach

The leader of the frat. Zach is a guy who is a fuckin rager. He is always down to party and is the ultimate milf puller. He will steal your girl without even try and don’t even think of taking his girl because he could beat your ass. Zach is fucking yolked as well.
“Damn is that Zach the guy with a big dick?”

Oh my gosh Zach your so hot”
by anonymous January 31, 2021
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Zach Fact

Facts that are immediately known to be true. That's a Zach Fact
Kid #1: The sky is yellow
Kid #2: No it isn't moron
Kid #1: Well it's a Zach Fact
Kid #2: Aw shit you're right
by <;)> May 11, 2018
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Zach

There are three types of Zachs out there
1. This is the typical skater boy, spikey hair, vaping, surfer dude.
2. Raving narcissist that is super popular.
3. A depressed, sad, and empty person. They try to be funny as that gives other people joy which is something he cannot give himself, but he keeps trying it because the momentary rush of someone liking their joke is addictive, even though it is rare. They either aren't funny, or people are tired of him, and somewhat counterproductively, he makes people more annoyed or angry then they were at the beginning. They get sadder from that than the happiness they would get if they made a joke that lands well, that is the main reason for the depression. Did they start depressed, and that made it worse, or is that what started the depression.
"What's his name?"
"His name is Zach."
by duderuthless August 26, 2020
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Lawrence angel zach alec

Wow thiers lawrence angel zach alec hes making banging cakes what a dude
by babadoodo November 23, 2021
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Zach

Zach is the friend who will stick by you kn matter what. He will be there for you in your time of need. He has beautiful red hair and he is stunningly charming.
Wow he is so nice, he is such a Zach.
by BioReactor February 7, 2018
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zached

rounding up the split tab so you can over charge your friends
Went to the bar the other night with Jason and the tab came to $110. Jason sent me an apple pay request for $60. Totally zached me. What a douche.
by mrmixx August 24, 2022
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