Watermelon

A watermelon a day keeps the niggers away.

Good little slave, you deserve a watermelon for all the cotton you've picked for me.

by UltimateDoge January 3, 2025

watermelon cruiser

Typically linked to a bloke who dogs the boys at any chance. He is usually extremely feminine and gets offended when you call it out. Don't be this guy.

fuck me he's on the watermelon cruisers again

by Chestosterone October 30, 2019

Watermelon

Watermelon refers to your significant other, normally a spouse or wife.

"I love my watermelon she has massive honkers."

by SirRed June 30, 2025

Watermelon Milk

A black girls pussy juice

Oh man sharkeesha just blasted me with her watermelon milk

by anonymous July 10, 2025

Mexican Watermelon

were you shove a small watermelon up your ass while doing meth in powder form off of a mexican emo femboys penis while getting skull fucked simultaneously then the emo femboy skull fucking the individual smokes crystal meth using a 36 inch black dildo while oiling up with coconut cream and covers himself/herself in sand then plugs there ass with a back scratcher

omfg im so traumatized after lastnight me and man man/girl did the mexican watermelon

by chaseisalsome August 12, 2025

Watermelon People

A black person or person of color. Refers to the watermelon stereotype of black people and the stereotype of idleness associated with black people.

In Germany and Austria, jokes about the Holocaust, Muslims, Jews, and Watermelon People are illegal due to restrictions on hate speech laws and laws surrounding freedom of expression.

by kinghiroichi1 October 15, 2025

Plug watermelon

When you go into a watermelon field right before it gets dark on a hot summer day, because you want the melon to be warm. And you take out your pocket knife and cut a plug out of the rind of the melon, you then proceed to fuck the shit out of the melon….and then when you’re finished you put the plug back.

The farmer harvested the plug watermelons today.

by Chao Terra October 28, 2025