milky willy

a limp penis that is covered in sperm

i have a milky willy

by the 5 footer November 3, 2019

Trouser Willy

A penis created by your trousers when you sit down and your flies roll up. Not actually a penis.

"Wooaaahhh, look at how big my trouser willy is!"
"Phwoar."

by Joelle M May 21, 2008

sweetdick willie

To have great dick that all woman love

Hey baby I heard they call you Sweetdick willie are you sharing

by Sweetdick willie July 17, 2017

Simple Willy

to get a blowjob from a random girl. straight blowjob, no bullshit. not a good on nor a bad one just a plain ol' blow j. use when needed but the meaning is changed when you talk to the girl who gives said blowjob for more then a couple weeks. you canot tell your friends you plan on getting a simple willy otherwise it isnt a simple will at all.

Steve- "hey frank did you hook up with that chick last night?"

Frank- "yeah dude she gave me a simple willy"

Steve- "you son of a bitch thats random"

Frank- "i know"

by duckfudger October 11, 2011

evil willy

An Afrian American's black hole which is known as the ass hole.

"DAYMN nigga, did jew see dat evil willy? Bitch wuz gappin!"

"Aww hell nah. Dat evil willy smelt DANKY fresh."

"Dammit Jacob, you smell like a black dudes evil willy."

by Cracka Master September 25, 2013

willie special

shot of brandy

i wanted to get pissed out of my head so i ordered a willie special

by wilson August 31, 2003

mr willy

Jeff caughy 7 inch dick

Holly jeff caughy has a 7 inch mr willy

by Jensfir May 28, 2017