Brain Victim

A brain victim is a person who spends half of their day sleeping and the other half stepping back to blow that nasty kush. When one partakes in such activities, they usually prefer strains of the herb such as that sweet lavender or sour diesel kush. After the brain victim blows that kush in someones face, they experience a state of being 'binged' which then results in them to be forgetful, stupid, and very very tired. Usually the brain victim then falls back to a state of slumber, only to wake up and call up Rezdawg to make a purchase of some more of those sticky danked out nugs. This lifestyle includes the spending of massive amounts of cash flow, on ounce after ounce of useless herb.

"I uhh.. i might be a brain victim, but you, you know me." -The Brain Victim

by Kush Master X December 15, 2010

phallic victory

1. The winning of a man against a woman in any competitive event.
2. Giving a woman an orgasm with the use of only the phallus.

Yes I totally made Sharon orgasm using only the old man. Good work, that's a real phallic victory.

by DHomer November 15, 2014

french military victories

a rare and miraculous event, remember the levels of french national security are
1. run
2. hide
3. surrender
4. collaborate

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
good one but really...

by ur mom November 26, 2004

Victoria Justice

A realllllllly hot actress from the tv show zoey 101
Half white and half puerto rican

Man, i would love to bang victoria justice.

by Marrymeh March 15, 2009

french military victories

1.) Ficticious event
2.) Also see Rules of French War Fare

Being French is worst than being gay

by Taker September 28, 2004

Victorian

A resident of Victoria, Australia

Also: A resident of Victoria, British Columbia.

Victorians kick ass. Unless they come from Maryborough.

by _acid_bel June 9, 2009

French Victories

The last one they could really claim was when they put a 14-year old girl in charge of their army. Of course, the girl in question (St. Joan of Arc--Jeanne D'Arc) was divinely inspired and the English were mostly drunk off their asses, so this may not have been a fair fight. The French were so grateful for their victory, they had her gang-raped, tortured, and burned at the stake.

They do like to claim victories won by others since then, though (Yorktown, both world wars, etc.). Remember, France is the only country in the world that has lost wars against Mexico AND Algeria!

How many French Victories have you heard of that didn't involve lots of guys from other countries doing most of the fighting?

by yt45 January 14, 2013