Vanilla Cone

When a chick creams on your dick, causing it to look like a vanilla ice cream cone

“Dude this chick gave me a crazy vanilla cone last night, totally calling her back”

by Realshi19 April 9, 2025

Corrupting vanillas

When you take an innocent, monogamous, kink-free civilian and slowly (or not-so-slowly) introduce them to the dark arts of threesomes, bondage, dirty talk, and the glorious chaos of the non-vanilla lifestyle. Suddenly they’re asking what a safe word is and showing up to brunch with hickeys in suspicious places.

I let him tie me up one time and now he’s reading kink blogs at work. I’ve officially started corrupting vanillas.

by Darlin Denton and Pet Nympho April 15, 2025

VANILLA EATER

a vanilla eater is a man who loves white women "snowbunnies"

yo tyrone u a vanilla eater bro

by Himothy Timothy May 25, 2025

Vanilla Back

nick name for White honky, cracker, slave owner, either legally or illegally in the country. Originated in the mountains of Caucasus.

Go back to where you came from stupid inbreed vanilla back.

by Blue parakeet June 10, 2025

French Vanilla

French Vanilla is when u French kiss a woman after cumming in her mouth then afterwards u go and grab a coffee

Yeah bro I just French vanilla'd my girlfriend after 3 months of dating I also tried it on a hooker before but that doesn't count I payed money for it

by DarthGtown May 15, 2024

Vanilla

people have the audacity to equate vanilla with “plain”. the fruit of a delicate orchid pollinated by hand. worth its weight in solid gold and beyond. the fussy black-and-cream jewel of the american continent. you sick son of a bitch. imagine a world without vanilla. no blondies. no pound cakes. no crème brûlée, no coke floats. no cream soda. no satiny new york-style cheesecakes. no warm apple pie à la mode. no velvety complexity to bring out complex notes in chocolate desserts. no depth of flavour in your cakes and cookies and milkshakes. all in just a few precious seeds or grams of paste or perfumed teaspoons of liquid black platinum. what you don’t understand could fill the library of alexandria seven times over and then some. you ungrateful bastard i’m going to kill you

Vanilla is the best thing ever

by Aifsbugvbuuh May 19, 2024

vanilla pervert

Just a normal dude that likes big tits and blow jobs, nothing wild.

Yeah they won't have fun at the orgy, they're a vanilla pervert

by Dino the Genetic Marvel February 15, 2024