UR MOM

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I went to UR MOM's house

by SUSMEDICPLAYZ-2000 March 20, 2023

ur mom

the hottest bitch in the world

friend: what’s on your weekends to do list?
me: ur mom
friend: 🙁

by brynn 🤑 April 4, 2022

Ur mom

She is probably somewhere eating a sandwich.

Guy: dude omg

Guy2: what bro?

Guy:look! It’s ur mom

…

Guy:eating a sandwich

by Daswatshesed February 4, 2022

Ur Mom.

A comeback to win every argument ever.

Person 1: Hey Joe what are you doing tonight?
Person 2: Ur Mom.

Person 1: Hey I have some leftovers do you want some?
Person 2: Nah, ill just have ur Mom.

by anonymous January 19, 2021

Ur mom

The word which everyone loves to abuse cuz it hurts straight in you gay ass ans you cry a lot

if someone says - ur gay just say “ur mom” they’ll cry and kill them selves

by That noob editor January 12, 2022

ur mom GAY

the comeback that destroys everybody

Person 1: You're as fat as an elephant
Person 2: Ur mom gay
Person 1: :(

by nose flute November 11, 2020

Ur Mom

An insult 3rd graders say to eachother.

Kid 1: You’re Fat!

Kid 2: Ur Mom!!

Kid 3: Ur dad died

I heard ur mom is so fat she tripped everytime she walked

by XxMegaDestroyer69420xX October 13, 2019