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Typelexia

n. a theoretical disorder associated with impairment of the ability to type like a normal human being. Some common occurances include inserting a space in the wrong place (1), using a captial letter unintentionally (2,3), releasing the shift key early when using punctuation (4), accidently inverting letters (5).
1) "Here isa n exampl eof typelexia!!"
2) "hEre is an example of typelexia!!"
3) "HEre is an example of typelexia!!"
4) "Here is an example of typelexia!1"
5) "Here si an exmapel of typelexia!!"
by Brian Rooker January 2, 2007
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Hunt and Peck Typer

Literally the worst insult you can imagine. Saying this will end someone's career in one blow. They (and their bloodline) will have no employment opportunities and will likely die from the roast. Saying this is the easiest way to induce mass genocide.
"Hey man, I bought some bepis, do you--"
"STFU, you're just a hunt and peck typer."
---Has an aneurysm and dies---
by ExistentialBipes July 25, 2018
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The City/Urban Liberal Types (CULT)

The C.U.L.T.
Affected by the disease of ease, poisoned by the deterioration of all the man-made materials they've chosen to surround themselves with, these zombie-like creatures that are incapable of naturally providing for themselves seek to lay all their problems at the feet of big-daddy-government to be "taken care of".
They've been fully propagandized by the government, it's big tech media arm, and the ever broadening promises from their authoritarian liberal "leaders" of "freeshit" (especially those Biden supplied free crack pipes)
Typical example of how their manufactured-rage filled, smooth brains work - "I don't need truckers, I get my food at the grocery store!"
The City/Urban Liberal Types (CULT) have no idea how to actually survive, and are in some serious deep shit when the solar flare hits.
The CULTs have no business pushing the authoritarian bullshit on real people who make the world go round.
by NorseCrow February 10, 2022
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typestolgia

(n.) - A nostalgia for old manual and electric typewriters as well as the sound of typewriting on such machines
"I like my computer with its sleek keyboard, of course, but I must say, I also harbor a personal typestolgia for the old days of manual typewriters and electric typewriters."

-- overheard at a watercooler in Manhattan, May 15, 2010
by PRwiz101 May 21, 2010
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Brixton typewriter

Hey kid, hand me my brixton typewriter so I can dispose of this thief on my lawn.
by Jim jim the drunk August 29, 2009
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Chicago Typewriter

n. A Thompson submachine gun, as used by Prohibition-era gangsters. So-named because the sound of a Tommy being fired in the distance resembled the sound of typing on a typewriter, and because the weapon was in popular use throughout south-side Chicago in Al Capone's day.
Vinnie always wrote his enemies on a Chicago typewriter.
by Carl Willis August 25, 2004
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poop in the typewriter

Spare me the dissertation Vicky, I get your point...the rest is just poop in the typewriter.
by DonkeyShae June 30, 2011
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