Twitter-vom

The event where an individual tweets a lot in a very short space of time about a series of unimportant and seemingly unconnected topics.

(n.b. this occurs often as a result of either caffeine highs, drunk tweeting and extreme boredom/procrastination)

Person 1: hey, did you see twitter last night?
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Tom got drunk and had a bad case of twitter-vom last night, it was hilarious.

by weg m January 7, 2013

Twitter

That piece of skin between the twat and the shitter. Aka the {taint}

Did you get any on your Twitter?, or "did you shave that Twitter yet?"

by Lill D May 21, 2020

twitters/Twitters

An alternative usage for the word "Twitter"---possibly of British origin.

1D's Louis Tomlinson prefers "twitters/Twitters" to other social media networks.

by Jesus Chameleon October 19, 2012

Twitter

A battleground between racists who hate black people and racists who hate white people and they're all somehow gay.

Person A: hey, have you been on Twitter lately?
Person B: Yeah I saw someone saying hitler was just misunderstood and another person saying all white people should be castrated and hanged.

by tubershooter313 December 16, 2024

Twitter

A hellish site full of a bunch of idiots who think it's ok to fuck animals, and that kids can consent, Also a bunch of people who find anything offensive

Twitter user: "Guys kids and animals can consent, im a proud zoophile and i thought german luigi was offensive 🤓🤓🤓🤓"

by Ihategachalife May 30, 2022

Twitter

An extremely toxic platform. Arguing, controversy and more has come from twitter. A complete wasteland full of toxic people over-using the word "Ratio".

I argued on twitter!

by Meanings behind memes June 24, 2023

Twitter

Where K-Pop stans and Feminists unite to create the steaming pile of shit we call Twitter

"Bro, I hate Twitter."

"Everyone does, it's shit."

by DeltaWave November 30, 2020