Christian Twist

hammer a nail through your penis into a hefty piece of wood (preferably a crucifix) then spin around and around twisting up your shit like a crazy beach lollypop

That sick fucker thinks he's Jesus, gave himself a Christian Twist.

by arrbby July 1, 2011

Sausage twist

When ones gentlemen sausage is twisted by hand in a sexual way to cause arousal and more.

George gave Owen a massive sausage twist and he screamed in agony as he came everywhere.

by SickoBamba069 November 17, 2023

TWIST MEDIA

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by saladcake February 26, 2022

twist and crash

Slang for a traffic circle aka roundabout.

slow down and watch out up ahead - we are gonna go through the twist and crash soon.

by wfukradio May 26, 2023

twist and go

Twist and go, to perform sexual acts with a member of the opposite sex and then leave.

I twist and go’d on him last night

by Johhny99 July 10, 2018

Twisting A Cows Nipples

“Twisting a cows nipples” is a phrase derived from ancient irish/celtic culture. It basically means doing something retarded.

“ damn you retard, your really “ Twisting A Cows Nipples ” at this point.

by mikereds_vicard July 28, 2023

Twisting One Off

When a man masturbates.

Friend: What are you up to today?
Man: Not much, just sitting here twisting one off.

by EldonTKD August 9, 2021