Truck Homo

A white male, who would rather have sex with their own truck then their prostitute girlfriend. Truck homos will usually be seen in a pearl snap shirt, denim wranglers with a ring pressed out of the back pocket from their dip, and over-priced boots. The most common autmobile of a truck homo will be, an F-450, Super Duty, Extended-cab, Texas-Edition, with exhaust pipes that come over the roof, a 35'' lift kit, tires with tread as deep as their love for marijuana and that costs more than the rent on their mobile home costs in a year, and have no respect for other drivers. You will often times see truck homos parked in multiple parking spots, due to the fact that their trucks are much too big for their own good. Most truck homos will partake in gratuitous amounts of butt sex many times a day.

Landon looks like such a truck homo with that new truck.

by SUV Hetero May 29, 2011

Tracey Martel

Trixie Martel, in her makeup tutorial, calls herself by this name simply because she has little brain cells left due to the massive amount of drug and alcohol consumption.

Tracey Martel is into the hooch again.

by thewakeupcrew May 8, 2019

Lifted Truck

Transportation for classless, poor, redneck white trash seen in the Southern and Mid-Western United States (the fly-over states).

A lifted truck has its suspension raised and may have its engine modified to be louder, creating a true white trash experience.

Lifted trucks are never seen in New England, the New York area, the Miami area, or Hollywood. Driving such a mess would be grounds for ridicule and a reminder that the driver is a low-class yokel redneck from the uncultured fly-over states.

Redneck guy: Yeehaw! Just got me a lifted truck! Get 'er done, yall!

New Yorker woman 1: Ewww. What is that?

New Yorker woman 2: It's a redneck. Just keep walking.

by porsche911 September 20, 2011

chick truck

A Ford Ranger. Their dad pays for it, but she drives it and mucks it up with mardi gras beads on the mirror and a bobble head dog on the dashboard.

I left the mall and couldn't find my chick truck in the parking lot.

by KJ October 3, 2003

fuck a truck

The most common sexual act among vehiclesexuals. Usually involves sticking ones penis in the exhaust pipe or sticking the gear shifter up ones vagina

Jack and Jill wanted to spice up their marriage so they decided to have a threesome and fuck a truck

by saskriders January 7, 2012

Pick'em Up Truck

The way a country person refers to a city person's truck. Short for pick them up truck, as in pick up the kids from school. refers to a truck that has never been off-road, never towed a trailer and the heaviest thing in it's bed is ego and a weeks worth of groceries. Always a crew cab, because it is actually used as a minivan.

He went from his office job to the school in his shiny new pick'em up truck to get the kids.

by ConradPuck August 18, 2017

triceratops

A hairstyle bringing hair from both sides of the head to a zenith mid-cephalon; a hairstyle resembling the horn of the infamous dinosaur, the triceratops.

Sagar, what is that awesome hairstyle called? Oh, its a triceratops. NBD.

by Factbox March 13, 2011