im rolling

laughing your f*cking ass off , because someone said something completely incorrect.

is 2 plus 2 , 5 ?

IM ROLLING 😂

by starfishak907 December 22, 2017

ROLL UP

1:to have sex,2:arrive at a location,or 3:smoke weed with a person or people.

me and my bitch (1)rolled up last night after me and my niggas(2) rolled up at her place and we all(3) rolled up and got high.

by SYNONOMOUS WITH ANON April 27, 2004

Rolling Blackouts

Unlike the typical blackout that occurs after a hard night of drinking where you can't remember things you did the night before; "rolling blackouts" occur in real-time throughout the actual night of drinking.

George was so fucked up last night that he was having "Rolling Blackouts", he kept asking when we were going to order dinner after we had already ordered and eaten. Then he got upset when dessert came saying, "this is interesting, dessert BEFORE dinner!"

by RonTulumMexico April 13, 2009

roll around

to have a roll around is to have a one on one kiss and cudle 'session' with your partner which could possibly progress further.

luke says : hey dan how was it round your girlfrends last nite.
dan says : yea m8 was kwality, had a good roll around.. wat a session that was!
luke says : fair play blud

by bricklayer June 11, 2006

roll job

Getting off inside the rolls of fat women.

I got a roll job from that hot 300lb bitch last night, and it took me an hour to clean my dick of the bacon fat and pieces of chicken

by TimH December 29, 2003

rolled taco

the same as a taquito. rolled corn tortilla filled with your choice of meat.

I'll have 3 rolled taco's, with sour cream por favor.

by patchoi August 25, 2006

roll this joint

A proposal to leave or take off in a group, usually prefaced by "let's;" combination of phrases: "let's roll" and "blow this joint;" connotes the desire to move on.

Other possible use: to earn money (i.e. make this paper)

Yo fellas, let's roll this joint. My shorty ain't havin' none a dis.

I'm flat broke, dawg. I need to roll this joint.

by Melanie Grace February 7, 2007