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Hunter blow thy horn

Family motto bequeathed to the Forest clan in Northumberland, of which spelling variations include: Forrester, Forester, Forrest, Forster, Foster, and Forrestor. Almost to a man, this clan consists of underachievers, slackers and halfwits.

The family motto "Ombeht unforht æghwæþres sceal" has been found in many old texts. Most of which were written in the pre-Norman Conquest period. Historians and Old English scholars agree however, with the modern translation of "Hunter blow thy horn". The surprising fact is that this translation is completely at odds with its Old English meaning. Scholars have put forth the following Old English translations:


- An experiment in artificial stupidity.

- Dumber than a box of hair.

- An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

- As smart as bait.

- Chimney's clogged.

- Proof that evolution can go in reverse.

and

- Doesn't know much but, leads the league in nostril hair.
Then, at the top of the crest was our family motto. It reads:

"Hunter Blow Thy Horn"
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horn toy

A person who is often used as a sex doll. The person can and will have intercourse with the horn toy whenever they have the chance. Kind of like Mineta.
Person 1: Hi, wanna get some booze?
Person 2: Nah! I’m gonna have some fun with my horn toy.
Person 1: What!
Person 2: …
Horn Toy: *please don’t,* (stands there and accepts it.
by username goes here October 15, 2021
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3 horned Canadian pisswilly

When your buddy passes out and u stack three empty beer cans on his forehead
Yo last night after long cock Larry passed out we pulled a 3 horned Canadian pisswilly on em!
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horn battle

A competition between two or more horns usually to see which is loudest. May take place between any types of horns, including car horns, truck horns, locomotive horns, ship horns, marching band horns, etc.
The marching band just had a horn battle with that train! I think it won!
by mamarley August 20, 2011
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Bull Horns

Wow, her bull horns can puncture a heart!
by Brown niña eater November 1, 2021
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Horn-thwaple

A needy person who could solve most of their problems by not sheltering their thoughts while expecting people to know them
Man Carl is being a real horn-thwaple it would be so much easier if he told us what was wrong
by The Duke of Normandy January 16, 2013
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Train horning

When 2 gay dudes touch penis's together and one pulls his foreskin over the other
So we were at this club, walked into the bathroom only to find a couple fags train horning
by Train horner October 19, 2015
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