double middle

1. At times when not one middle finger will suffice, but the almighty double.

2. When two middle fingers are thrown up to the sky.

Term was originally coined by doublemiddle.com

I went to the mall and got arrested by a mall cop so I gave him the double middle!

by TheChangeMaster November 24, 2010

Double Dezzas

Short form of "double demerit points"- earned during holiday periods on the roads in Australia.

"He lost his licence because he was caught doing 40km/hr over the limit during double dezzas"

by OzzaT January 7, 2010

Double Displacement

The act of loosing two children

When two Mexican kids try to cross the border, Donald Trump commits double displacement

by StoryWeaver October 8, 2018

Double Dinner

Eating a meal at dinner time in your own house, then going to a friends house to have dinner again.

Marc: Do you want dessert?
Wez: No thanks, to be honest, I had double dinner today.
Marc: ...
Wez: I had spaghetti before I left my house.

by SporkAvenger September 9, 2013

Double Dactyl

When there are 2 girls performing the pterodactyl on 6 different guys.

Did you guys see Tara and Christie last night? They were double dactyling! It was so intense. All the way. 6 guys and 2 girls.

by JarethCutestory September 1, 2010

drop a double

making a bowel movement

After drinking all of that chocolate milk, I really have to drop a double.

by katelover13 October 20, 2010

Double gloving

The act of wearing two condoms during sex, in the belief that they will offer double the protection.

Jared always carries a couple of condoms in his car, for double gloving in case he has a one night stand.

by AxonL July 5, 2020