This is a level 6 legendary sex move. With consent: a man performs anal sex until the woman shits, and then jizzes on the shit. For maximum flavor, he must ejaculate inside of the poop-filled anus. He then uses a clothes iron to "cook" her buns and then proceeds to eat the mixture out of her ass.
P1: "where were you last night?"
P2: "I was making beijing steamed buns with my girl"
P1: "How did it go?"
P2: "I left her ass so red she can't sit down anymore"
P2: "I was making beijing steamed buns with my girl"
P1: "How did it go?"
P2: "I left her ass so red she can't sit down anymore"
by ilovebrawlstars June 14, 2024
by TucsonDaddy May 09, 2021
Give that bitch a steaming shovel
by Spoondick January 24, 2014
Man 1: "Hey guess what i did to my girl yestarday!"
Man 2: "What? :P"
Man 1: "GAVE HER A STEAMED MUFFIN"
Man 2: "NEAT!"
Man 2: "What? :P"
Man 1: "GAVE HER A STEAMED MUFFIN"
Man 2: "NEAT!"
by -DeViOuS- October 29, 2010
Inhale a menthol cigarette up one’s anus & exhale it into a partners mouth (sometimes may be a super toke depending on if it’s the weekend)
by Cwpeterson November 24, 2021
The act of vaping inside of the female genitalia and the vapor comes out of her mouth. Then you yell "Ahoy matey" and make boat sounds.
"Me and michell took a nice steam boat ride last night, it was wierd it kind of smelled like the ocean"
by RussiaIsmyCity September 17, 2017
by Lampsi August 10, 2020