Snake-Bag

–noun
(1) CONDOM: a thin sheath, usually of very thin rubber, worn over the penis during sexual intercourse to prevent conception or sexually transmitted disease.

(2) a dirty or unkept person

(1) In practicing safe sex be sure to use a snake-bag.

(2) your mother is a whorish snake-bag.

by berocca February 14, 2010

Snake Safe

A Urethra storage compartment

“I heard they check your asshole when you go to prison, so I’ll just put my meth in my snake safe”

by JonG69 November 11, 2018

Snake Dog

A snake dog is a person who is two faced but also acts like your friend to your face, but never turns up to any of your events neither invites you

Georgia: "like for deets"
1 hour later... Still no reply

Georgia is a snake dog she never invited me to the party

Don't be like Georgia

by SnakeKid July 3, 2016

Bass snake

A big, fat, throbbing penis.

"Aw yeah, take a look at my bass snake, baby. Let's fuck."

by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014

charming the snake

To charm the snake means to pull on one's own wiener. I.E. Masturbate

I told her instead of going on a date, I would rather stay home charming the snake by myself.

by myanacondadoesnot November 21, 2014

Snake Vomit

the term used to describe the sudden ejaculation of semen from the flaccid male genitalia. Most often associated with physical violence and verbal abuse.

Snake vomit soaked the fraternity brothers leather sandals after the wrestling match.

His knuckles crashed into the woman's head and he could feel the snake vomit moisten his undies.

"Daddy's gonna hurt you. Daddy's gonna hurt you real good", he cackled, as the snake vomit dripped down his leg.

by noodly mc sketti sauce November 21, 2011

Snake Rattle

A specific method of giving a blowjob. A Snake Rattle is performed by the performer using his/her tongue to shift the mosition of the penis within his/her mouth, slapping it on the performer's teeth. If done fast enough, a rattling sound & feeling is experienced.

"That Cindy's tongue is fucking amazing! Her Snake Rattle sent me hissing & spitting!"

by Monkeyfucker1 October 22, 2008